While your business was closed, your assistant answered the supplier, replied to four reviews, confirmed eleven tables for tomorrow and emptied your inbox. In the morning you get one page telling you what it did, and the two things it did not do because they were yours to decide.
The demo is the real product, with an invented business inside it.Eight things done, none of them by you. Your supplier had an answer before breakfast, which is the sort of thing that decides whether you get the delivery.
Not a chatbot you go and ask things. Something that opens your inbox at three in the morning because that is when the work is quiet.
Reads every message, answers the ones it can, and sends you a copy of each. The one that really needs you arrives already understood, with a draft underneath it.
Books, moves and cancels, and tells both sides. It never puts two things at the same hour, and it never quietly merges them into one.
Google, Booking, TripAdvisor. The good ones are answered and published in the language the guest wrote in. The bad ones are written and left waiting for you.
Confirms tomorrow by message, chases the ones who never answered, and warns you when a Saturday is filling up faster than usual.
Picks up when you cannot, takes the message, writes it down and puts the callback on your list. No customer hears it ring out.
Prepares the posts with your own photos, never with stock. You press publish. Or you let it publish, if that is what you told it.
Write to it in your own words: change the prices, add the Christmas menu, take down the closing days. No panel to learn, no agency to email.
Chases unpaid invoices four times without ever sounding desperate, files every supplier invoice where your accountant expects it, and never spends a cent on its own.
Those eight boxes are where most people start, not where it stops. None of these were on a menu. Somebody just asked:
Call my accountant and ask whether I can deduct the van.
Find out what the place across the street charges, and tell me if I am expensive.
Write to everyone who has not been in for six months.
Put this month numbers in a PDF I can take to the bank.
Read this 40-page contract and tell me what I am signing.
Somebody left a 1-star review. Handle it, but show me first.
If you would ask a person to do it, ask. The limit is not what it can do: it is what you let it do without you, and that line is yours to draw, service by service, on the page below.
One assistant, one name, one face you pick once at the start — and then it stops being a settings screen. Nobody changes their assistant every five minutes. She never pretends to be a person, because the first customer who finds out she is not makes you pay for it, not us.
The face is yours to choose inside the panel, or upload your own.Asking for something ends when it is done. A rule changes everything that comes after it. Most assistants put both in the same box, and the second one gets lost.
Never give my mobile number to a customer.
Always copy my accountant on anything with an invoice attached.
Never answer a 1-star review without asking me first.
We are closed on Mondays. Never confirm a Monday booking.
If my partner writes, treat it as if it came from me.
Three answers, and you can change any of them tonight: do it on your own, do it and tell me, ask me first. Money is always the third one, and that is not a setting you can move.
And one button stops everything, now.Your assistant runs on your own computer or on a machine that is yours, with your own accounts. Your email, your calendar and your customers never become training material for anybody. You can revoke any access in one click, and you can read every line of what it did. It keeps a logbook, not a summary of one.
It uses your email address, not a strange one. Customers see you.
Nothing is used to train a model. Nothing is shared with other clients.
Revoke any connection whenever you want. It stops using it immediately.
Every action, with the hour and where it ended up. Written as it happens.
And the part most people do not tell you. The language model itself is a service we call out to, the way a phone line is a service: it sees what it needs in order to write the answer, and what it sees is not used to train it. Everything else stays on your machine: your mail, your files, your passwords, the logbook. If your rules say your data may not leave the country, say so before you buy: that is the one promise we check with you first instead of printing it here.
A private page where you see what it did and talk to it, and a public one for the things it makes for you: the menu, the price list, the page you send to customers.
It does the work and shows you the result, instead of explaining how you could do it.
Anything that costs money or goes out to a real customer stops and waits for you, every single time.
You write to it the way you would write to a person. If you can send a message, you can use it.
It gets better the longer you keep it: every rule you teach it stays taught.
Not three plans to compare: one. A part-time assistant costs you more than this and goes home at six. Machine, model, updates and a person to call are all in the same number, so you never have a month where you sit down and do the maths, which is the month people cancel.
or 3.900 € for the year, paid once. 2 months free
Setup 690 €, waived if you pay for the year
The setup is the part you only pay once: your accounts connected, your first rules written down with you, the way you work taught to her. After that it is the same number every month.
As the person you chose, in the language your customer wrote in. You read the first twenty and correct them; after that you stop reading them.
You tell it, in one sentence, and it becomes a rule. The same mistake does not come back. That is the whole difference between a rule and a reminder.
Only where you said it could. Anything you marked ask me stops and waits, and money always stops, even if you wanted otherwise.
No. The software does go on a machine, but we put it there, not you: it arrives already working, with your accounts connected and your first rules written down with you on a call. You never open a terminal.
On the machine that runs your Gloria. Your mail, your files, your keys and her notebook never leave it. The model is a service we call: it sees what it needs to write the answer, and it is not trained on your business. If your rules say data must not leave the country, tell us before you buy and we check it, instead of printing a promise.
Yes, and it costs less, because the thinking runs on your own Claude subscription instead of ours. We install it, we load your mailboxes, your calendar and your working rules, and from then on she runs at your place. One condition we say out loud: your plan needs enough seats, and we measure your real usage in the first week so you know on day one instead of the day she stops.
Not the program. It pays for the brain getting better every week, and for someone keeping her alive while everything around her changes: a provider changes a permission, a mail host changes its rules, the model changes version. Something breaks every month, and it breaks without an error message.
One button stops it now. Nothing breaks and nothing is deleted: your data is yours, it is on your machine, and it leaves with you. What stops is what comes from us, the updates and the support.
The demo is the real product with an invented business inside. Press things. Ask it something. Nothing you do in there touches anybody real.
Or write to a person: hello@gloriapp.app